remember when isayama drew jean and eren as a pair of terrible stand up comedians
don’t forget this
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The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.
TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
Bitch be lookin’ fiiiine
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me